The Short List

A Few Men , Chosen By Me

I get a lot of messages from men who want more than to talk. Most of them I never answer, and it is not because there is anything wrong with them. It is because I have no idea who they are.

I keep a short list. That is not me being fancy about it, it is that I would rather get the practical things sorted out here, so that if we do end up in a room together the only thing left to find out is whether we actually like each other. That part never works on a form anyway, and it is a lot more fun to find out in person.

Some of you have wanted this for a long time

If you have ever watched something I made and wanted to be in it, or wanted to make content the way I do, this is the door. A lot of you have told me you would do anything to be part of what I make. This is the only way that actually happens. Not a comment, not a tip, not a message at two in the morning. You, in the room, in the frame, in something I keep.

What this is not

I am not looking for somebody to text with. I do not sext, and I am not going to spend three months talking about meeting one day. I have had plenty of that and it is the reason my messages are a graveyard.

The list is short and it stays short, because a long one is how nothing ever actually happens. If you are not somewhere near me or genuinely willing to travel, and not actually in a position to show up, this is not your thing. No hard feeling in that at all.

How a man actually gets on it

• You put your name in here. I read every one myself.
• If I am interested, we talk first. Always. Nobody meets me cold.
• Before anything happens you sign a release and show me a government ID. Every time, without exception, and I have never made one.
• You have to be comfortable with a camera in the room. I do not film everything and I do not film all night, but I want the freedom to pick it up whenever I feel like it without stopping to ask. That is what the release is for.
• I own what we make. I decide what is ever seen and what never leaves my drive.
• Sometimes I send a man home with a piece I picked out for him. It is a gift, not a deal.

Your face stays yours

Most of the men who do this have a job, a wife, a life. So we agree up front on exactly what is shown. No face, no tattoos, no scars, nothing that makes you findable. I have kept that promise for ten years and I have never once broken it.

If you are a content creator

Same rules. Same deal. Put your name in like anybody else and I will read it like anybody else. A following does not change the terms. If that works for you, I would love to hear from you.

Send me two pictures, at least

A face and body shot, with your clothes on. I want to see who you are and how you carry yourself, not everything at once.

And one simple, clear, good quality picture of your manhood. Do not get fancy with it. No filters, no clever angle trying to sell me something, no art project. I am a size queen and I have never once pretended otherwise, so just make it easy for me to see what you are offering. I know what I like and I do not need any help spotting it.

Two is the minimum. You add them right here at the bottom, in the same place you fill everything else out, so it all reaches me together. I read the words first and the pictures second, so put real thought into both.

Your pictures are handled with more care than anywhere else you have sent them. They upload encrypted, they are never posted anywhere, and I am the only one who ever sees them. If I pass, they are automatically destroyed within 90 days. Your privacy is the whole thing I am built on.

What you get

You get to be the one in it. That is the whole offer and I am not going to dress it up. If that is not enough, this is not for you, and there is no hard feeling in that at all.

What it actually feels like

If I pick you, it is a date, not a production. Dinner-and-drinks nerves are normal. Camera crews are not a thing here. It is the same kind of night I have been having for years, and if we all click, it leads to a very good time.

Are you good at sharing?

My husband is there either way, that part is a given. The question is a different one: more than one man pleasing me at once is my favorite and it always has been. Sometimes that is him and you. Some nights one man is exactly right. Some nights, depending on how I feel, one is not even close.

One rule: no contact between the men. Everybody in that room is there for me. Plenty of men love working together on me and plenty want me all to themselves. There is no wrong answer, I just need to know which one you are long before we are ever in a room together, so tell me below.

Getting on the list is not the same as being picked

You still have to check every box, the same way every man I have ever played with had to. I am picky. That is just true about me. Please do not take it personally if you do not hear from me. I am not everybody's cup of tea, and I know exactly the kind of tea I like.